visambros:

only know you love him when you let him go…and you let him go.

I can’t believe you ACTUALLY DID THIS

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okpals:

look what we got in today

okpals:

look what we got in today

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kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

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gh0stplanet:

jameson is a complete fgt

okpals can eat a fart

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gh0stplanet:

jameson is a complete fgt

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jameson is a complete fgt

"We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed. A few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu Scripture the Bhagavad-Gita. Vishnu is trying to persuade the prince that he should do his duty and to impress him takes on his multi-armed form and says, Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. I suppose we all thought that one way or another."

In reflection, I am not stronger than Vishnu. I stand as one solitary mortal in defiance of my own humanity. My powers are greatly limited, and for good reason. However, I must be certain to understand that he reach that I am capable of, the fragility of others, can destroy the lives of many. This is the greatest trial I face as a member of a species often hellbent on entangling their very livelihoods with one another. It serves as a learning lesson now. I stand before you to tell you that the lesson, the great message of the day, is this: know better than to you attach yourself to anyone you love, not for fear of your own well-being, but for the knowledge that one day, they will face a considerable anguish surrounding how you affect them. You will fuck up, you might even leave them alone in the world. But mostly, you will hurt people who sincerely don’t deserve to be hurt. The consequence of entanglement is a guilt I cannot begin to abide. I am not great enough to affect a great people. And so… I will go back into my hole now, damp and frozen from the warmth of any dear affection. I do so not out of frustration with others, but as the most selfless act I could submit to, so that I become not Death, Destroyer of Worlds. Instead, my absence will serve as penance for the damage already done.

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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the-lonely-scottish-guy:

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

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