I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body,...– Hunter Reveur (via shessofuckedinthehead)
patrick-arthur-urie: dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me
pizza: rockandkrull: pizza: i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty...
assachusetts: Things I want right now Beer A cheeseburger More pillows Someone to play with my hair
prince-rylie: being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes
baconbandersnatch: pippa6100: I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
THAT FUCKING YAHOO TWITTER THING SAYING THAT...
daetrimental: I checked their twitter feed, scrolled back several days even though the time stamp says May 19th on it, and that tweet DOES NOT EXIST. Stop spreading rumours and freaking people out, you asswipes.
221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
missinglinc: I’m on this new diet. It’s called “I only have $5 until Friday”.
drarna: RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
freddybenson: i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
noonereadstheurl: I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
vondergeist: people still acting like Tumblr is this “secret underground cool club” its about as underground and secret as Facebook.
mitchellr: kinkjolras: blindterezi: sassyterrorist2: Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying so this is the ultimate question the answer to life the universe and everything